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Mon, Jul 2nd, 2007 10:05:19 PM
Topic: Jimbo who?

For todays chuckle I didn't have to search far as the following was posted here on Rk.com. It is so insanely preposterous it's funny and I couldn't resist putting it here for today's chuckle:
"good ole Jimbo, The very saint of reason .He is smartter, smells better, spells better, and I'll bet his dick is bigger than yours".
Jimbo, for those of you who are lucky enough not to know, is jim allen who escapades plying tourist goods on ebay as "authentic"tribal art, carbon dating turkmen rugs and proselytizing the highly dubious results as fact, and declaring himself to be a world-renown expert are just a few of the dreams ole jimbo believes are fact.
Many of his hair-brained ideas and opinions appear on clownotrek and even there he is oftimes ridiculed and lambasted for them.

Author: cryptochip333 Mon, Jul 2nd, 2007 10:05:19 PM

Jack, you're nimble Jack, you are so quick But my oh my.... You are SO sick get some help buddy... you need it desperately

Author: mambo
Sat, Feb 15th, 2003 11:20:15 PM

it should be ole Dimbo. well, there are only a couple of obvious fakes in that rug collection, the others are well restored 20th century decorations with good enhancements. But that ethnographic stuff, yuck right out of the modern ant hills of antiques made while you wait. Ain't this Dimbo the fella who fell for that elephant yarn on cloudbuck? he must be one of them southern rednecks fishin for largemouths. one more thing, don't let him sit on any of your chairs. he broke a few the way it was told me. he is a good dancer though and would make a good preacher if rug and art don't pan out. now who is Dimbo junior in annapolis? let me think on that one.

Author: jc
Sat, Feb 15th, 2003 10:10:50 PM

forgot to mention ole jimbo lives in East Tennassee on a farm that he is selling. It's probably the only thing on his website that's worth his gooey palavering.
Here is the webpage describing ole jimbo's farm:
And for additional laughs visit the rest of his web-empire and read all about his "accomplishments" and see the "art" he hopes to peddle.
Needless to say enough hyperbole is there to hold both halfs the state of Tennassee aloft for days but 99.9% of it ain't worth a mouthful of warm spit.
Check it out

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